Which browser?

So many people have asked me this question I think I should reveal all! I have a PC and five browsers installed and ready to go - IE8, Firefox, Opera, Chrome and Safari for windows. And the winner is - Safari. Thats what I use all day and everyday. Why? Its fast and its a fortress against viruses. As for antivirus? I have three of the best and latest antivirus, antispyware and antimalware - all running together. And best of all - I have nothing of importance stored on the computer I use for the Internet. How boring for ye who hack!